Slave Application (Humor)

 ~ATENTION FREE WOMEN~

Are you looking for FUN,ADVENTURE,EXCITMENT,ROMANCE, and something NEW in your life?

 why not consider a career in slavery?

Slavery offers free room and board.

Extensive diet plan.

Intensive exercise regiment.

And Personal esteem training.

As well as Beauty and Grooming courses.

Slavery has all the skills you need to be a fine

Administrative aid,Slaver's aid,Scribes recorder,Healers assistant,Initiates archival technician ,Ubar's public address coordinator,Ubara's wardrobe assistant,Paga Den entertainer,Tavern food manager,Innkeepers room assistant and Alcove orientation coordinator.

Just fill out this simple application below and send it to your nearest Slaver caste head quarters and we will send you a FREE GIFT along with your pamphlet on

YOUR NEW AND EXCITING CAREER

NAME:

AGE:

SEX: YES or NO

HEIGHT:

WEIGHT:

MEASURMENTS:

EYE COLOUR:

HAIR COLOUR:

SKIN TONE:

REGION or CITY of BIRTH:

~WRITE AN ESSAY ON THE FOLLOWING~

WHY I WILL MAKE A GOOD KAJIRA: